My friend Paul shared this on Facebook (not sure who the OP is), and the following captions ensued:
Look out, the king’s landing!
Family. Doody. Honor.
Twasn’t the dragons that gave rise to the Targaryen motto…twas, rather, the Nacho Bell Grande.
When you play the game of thrones, you pee or you poo.
Dark wings, dark turds.
You know a Lannister is paying his debts when you hear “The Rains of Ass-tamere.”
The Seven Kingdoms have yet to see a tragedy like the Red Wetting.
When the King shits, the Hand wipes…with Charmin!
We always take a break from D&D when the DM has a BM.
There is only one god: the God of Porcelain. And we shall kneel to him in prayer after every eighth tankard of ale.
The Eyrie isn’t the only place with a Moon Door.
So that’s where Ser Greggor “The Mountain” was all this time.
The Hound keeps drinking from the throne.
Atop the Iron Throne, one is privy to the happenings of all things near and far.
In THIS game of thrones, there’s a “river” followed by an “all in” and, finally, a “royal flush.”
Most who read the books are pissed after number one, and have to work harder to get through number two.